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Oh the things you can do with a spork! You can eat soup with it, you can stick a hotdog on it, u can dig a hole with it, you can poke a butt with it, you can spin it like a baton, you can open a can with it, you can pop a popcap with it, you can catapult cherry tomatos over a cracker with it, you can play baseball with it, you can jump on it like a pogo stick, you can scratch behind yer ear with it, you can flip a light switch with it, you can scoop yer kitty's litter with it, you can feed yer momma her jello with it, you can climb mountains with it, you can give it to a merman as a present, you can tie it in front of yer truck, you can do yer lawn with it, you can play darts with it, you can pick a lock with it, you can shave yer beard with it, you can scratch yer back with it, you can bury yer bird with it, you can whistle through it, you can wave with it, you can put it in yer mouth, you can take it out of yer mouth, you can put it in yer mouth again, oh you like that don't ya?
Rating:  [5 of 5 Flaming Jalapenos!] |
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